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*Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches
 
*Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches
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*My tea is a salad
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*The ball is in your court
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*You write your own report

Revision as of 19:30, 14 May 2005

  • Can't means won't - won't means jail
  • You are in your own time now
  • You are shaggin idle
  • This isn't an attendance only course
  • I've spent longer in NAAFI queues
  • I was in Baghdad when you were swilling round in dads bag
  • I could make more noise slapping my cock of the urinal.
  • That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest
  • These balls are Grissle not crystal
  • Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches
  • My tea is a salad
  • The ball is in your court
  • You write your own report