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A ruthlessly efficient mechanism which converts surplus manhours, tea and biscuits into stress, boredom, bladder pressure, hot air, and actioned minutes.

A frequent side-effect is the reduction of good intentions into broken promises, bad acting and lies.

Success at this subtle game can be measured by palming off parts of your own job onto some other mug whilst ensuring your name isn't associated with any of the actions ... unless its a success when you should claim it was all your idea.