Long Range Letch

Rules exist to govern this type of encounter! The 'fit from far' ones are a good starter however the "Long Range Letch" is a set of guidelines some of you may find useful.

Here they are...

1.The target must me more than 50m away.

2. errr ... that's it.

As long as rule 1 is applied then you are free from any guilt if the target turns out to be:

• ugly
• fat
• both of the above
• under-age
• a man
• (as happened in one case) a shop dummy.

You must however declare the letch out loud i.e., "long range letch" then a simple fire control order to bring everyone "on". It’s also a great game to play in pub gardens when minced and loud.

Find out more in the Dictionary