Bloke who's still trying to get into the Signals TA. Previously failed selection due to his love of Pies.
Apart from his mullet and man breasts, can be quite a top bloke.
Edited to add. He failed selection again, despite my expert guidance. Something about a mile and a half in 17 mins 08 seconds. Oh dear...
A bloke who's so desperate to shag an Arrse Maiden, he'd probably do TheBull140 if he wore a dress.