Despite what any Lancashireman may tell you, Lancashire is in fact a shit hole, of surmounted on greatness by Yorkshire
The Duke of Lancaster is HM Queen Elizabeth II, who outranks the Duke of York only by de fault and of course, Lancashire surrendered in the War of the Roses.
Stretching from the dark, corrupted uplands on the wrong side of the West Pennine hills to the squalid coastal plains of the Fylde, Lancashire is surely the most shit place in the realm. The geographic centre of the British Isles is unfortunatly in Lancashire, at Dunsop Bridge in the Trough of Bowland, said to be HM Queen's most hated bit of her empire.
For the record the best thing that has come out of Lancashire is a empty bus.