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Despite what a [[Yorkshire]]man may tell you, Lancashire is in fact, God's Own County.
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Despite what any Lancashireman may tell you, Lancashire is in fact a shit hole, of surmounted on greatness by [[Yorkshire]]
  
The Duke of Lancaster is HM Queen Elizabeth II, who outranks the Duke of York by a fair way (second son always does as Mum tells him .....), and of course, Lancashire won the [[War of the Roses]].
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The Duke of Lancaster is HM Queen Elizabeth II, who outranks the Duke of York only by de fault and of course, Lancashire surrendered in the [[War of the Roses]].
  
Stretching from the sunlit uplands of the West Pennine hills to the coastal plains of the Fylde, Lancashire is surely the most wonderful place  in the realm. The geographic centre of the [[Britain|British Isles]] is in Lancashire, at Dunsop Bridge in the Trough of Bowland, said to be HM Queen's fave bit of her land.
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Stretching from the dark, corrupted uplands on the ''wrong'' side of the West Pennine hills to the squalid coastal plains of the Fylde, Lancashire is surely the most shit place  in the realm. The geographic centre of the [[Britain|British Isles]] is unfortunatly in Lancashire, at Dunsop Bridge in the Trough of Bowland, said to be HM Queen's most hated bit of her empire.
  
 
From a military perspective, there are a number of [[Regular]] and [[TA]] units based in Lancashire, including [[HQ]] [[42 (North West) Brigade]] at [[Preston]].
 
From a military perspective, there are a number of [[Regular]] and [[TA]] units based in Lancashire, including [[HQ]] [[42 (North West) Brigade]] at [[Preston]].

Revision as of 13:55, 16 June 2009

Despite what any Lancashireman may tell you, Lancashire is in fact a shit hole, of surmounted on greatness by Yorkshire

The Duke of Lancaster is HM Queen Elizabeth II, who outranks the Duke of York only by de fault and of course, Lancashire surrendered in the War of the Roses.

Stretching from the dark, corrupted uplands on the wrong side of the West Pennine hills to the squalid coastal plains of the Fylde, Lancashire is surely the most shit place in the realm. The geographic centre of the British Isles is unfortunatly in Lancashire, at Dunsop Bridge in the Trough of Bowland, said to be HM Queen's most hated bit of her empire.

From a military perspective, there are a number of Regular and TA units based in Lancashire, including HQ 42 (North West) Brigade at Preston.

For the record the best thing that has come out of Lancashire is a empty bus.