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Group of civilian women who have banded together in an attempt to be lifted out of their council flat existence, by squaddies. Rumours of them all being single mums are greatly under exaggerated. Apparently, one of them is a STAB, but no-one can really tell.

They make the situation worse for themselves by uttering such drivel as:

“Yes I know it wouldnt get us anywhere....... I am just angry, and a lot of hot air is being spouted....... I am quite calm now after receiving incoming. Lets hope they take heed of their warnings. Perhaps they are getting the message now that civvies do have as much right to be on the site as they do�

“post deleted.... cant be doing with this nastiness�

“urgh, shared toilets & showers! i'll come, if i can find a nice warm wee hotel locally that makes a nice brekkie camping...its for gypsies�

Until recently, have driven the few decent women away from the site. However, they seem to now know their place, and the maidens with a sense of humour are returning.

Are often followed around by a group of even more desperate blokes. They tend to be fat Scaly Backs (enough said) and hypocritical Sweaty Socks.