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Toilet paper in [[Rations|ration packs]].  So named because 'it's rough, it's tough and it takes no shit from nobody'.  It was of course designed this way to ensure that the soldier is afforded some simple pleasures on exercise; in this case the removal of [[gruff nuts]].  Many a pleasant evening has been spent watching [[hexy]] telly while harvesting [[gruff nuts]].

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