John Leslie Prescott Deputy Prime Minister and First Secretary of State.
Labour party member. Not a Blairite, is old labour. An increasingly lame duck, figure of fun.
Famous for mangling the English language, but one of the very few politicians these days who ever actually had a proper job when he worked as a steward for P&O. Still a clown though ....
- Called Two Jags as he has 2 government paid for jaguars as his personal transport cause one isn't enough.
- Called Two Jabs for punching out a protestor after the protestor threw an egg at him.
- Called Two Shags after he boffed a secretary in his department while claiming he was working.
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