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''A test firing just outside [[Blackburn]] yesterday''
 
''A test firing just outside [[Blackburn]] yesterday''
 
 
 
The '[[Islam]]ic Nuke' is a reality although it belongs to [[Pakistan]] who bought it off the shelf from [[China]] to aid in it's age old struggle against India. India also has nukes which it bought off the shelf from the old [[Soviet Union]] or [[Red Menace]].
 
The '[[Islam]]ic Nuke' is a reality although it belongs to [[Pakistan]] who bought it off the shelf from [[China]] to aid in it's age old struggle against India. India also has nukes which it bought off the shelf from the old [[Soviet Union]] or [[Red Menace]].
 
The good news is that [[India]] cannot detonate a nuke without the launch codes, which are held by Ravi Mistry - a cousin of the Defence Minister who lives in [[Walsall]], where he runs a small taxi firm and is not available after 17.00hrs weekdays, as he is busy at his nephew's Curry Shop.
 
 
Pakistan's launch codes are held by Sadiq Mahmoud of [[Bradford]], who is away in [[Afghanistan]] at the moment on cultural and [[Jihad]] duties and is therefore out of contact. So... no need to worry.
 
 
PS: The backup plan is for [[Israel]] to blow the crap out of them... so its all kushty no matter what happens.
 
 
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Revision as of 04:11, 4 November 2014

nuclear-explosion.jpg A test firing just outside Blackburn yesterday The 'Islamic Nuke' is a reality although it belongs to Pakistan who bought it off the shelf from China to aid in it's age old struggle against India. India also has nukes which it bought off the shelf from the old Soviet Union or Red Menace.