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Household Cavalry Regiment

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If you are gay, harbour any thoughts of being gay, then this is the place for you. To be an occifer, you MUST be thick, rich, stupid, have an IQ and shoe size that are similar, and dribble continuously. If your idea of fun is standing outside big empty houses, dressed in a fancy bus conductors outfit, with a large furry thing on your bonce, then you are going places with this lot. Promotion is directly linked to the number of times your name is taken, and the number of extras you get. Promotion is quick because of the turnover of soldiers.