ARRSE's very own Chancre Mechanic, if you have a rash on your tadger he's the man to talk to.
Good man to get rohypnol from for those problem dates with the opposite sex.
Likes saying MLARRRRRRRRR a lot.
Is a gangling, blundering, clumsy fool, with a head that is both square and far too big for his body. His head is highly radar-reflective due to the mass of flat sides.
In the real world, is frequently confused with Mutt and BigJobs, even though he is nowhere near as attractive.