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General Melchett

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Known to his mates as "Melchy", or "Oi, you who fixes amoo an' out", this ageing octagenarian lives in a darkened room with no ventillation (and no friends) and comes out every so often smelling of gun oil and piss. Views verge on the woolly and is everyone's favourite uncle (especially to small boys and DRLC). Moderates the RLC forum.