GILF

What, no SR71?

Grandmothers I'd Like to Fuck

Now this is a bit of a toughie, as MILFs will invariably turn in to GILFs. And depending on when you grew up, pound to a penny all that totty is now pensionable. For example: Felicity Kendal.

Yeah, we all wanted to kick her Back Doors in back in the '70s, but now? I should coco! She's as hot as ever. She's also on the ARRSEpedia MILF list, but technically, she's a GILF - as are a few others mentioned. Honour Blackman? Yummy mummy? Try bus pass. OK, not quite pushing a zimmerframe... yet. But would you? I think you would you twisted freak - and so would I! Time to get pedantic:

• Susannah York (for necrophiliacs)
• Jane Fonda
• Cheri Lunghi
• Wendy Craig
• Anne Robinson (just for curiosity's sake)
• Honor Blackman
• Diana Weston (the fit one in The Upper Hand)
• Luren Tewes (the fit one off The Love Boat)
• Nanette Newman (Hands that do dishes might do something else)
• Penelope Keith (Bonnet of a Range Rover.... oh yes!)
• Helen Mirren (thinking man's crumpet)
• Anna Ford
• Jenny Bond (Does her housework without knickers apparently)
• Anita Dobson (So you thought Den was dirty?)
• Anne Diamond (Post-spleen clamp. But then again...?)
• Sophia Loren (Jugtastic)
• Kiri Te Kanawa
• Wendy Craig (In that nurse's outfit from The Royal)
• Barbara Windsor (For old times' sake)
• Hilary Clinton (Not sure whether she's a GILF or a MILF?)
• Maureen Lipman (Yes... I know... but?)
• Felicity Kendal (YUM!)
• Bo Derek (still at least 10)
• Raquel Welch (Oh is she still hot! and perky!!)
• Jaclyn Smith (this angel is lasting forever!)
• Linda Carter (how is that chest supported?)
• Michelle Pfeiffer (I feel grubby just thinking about her)
• Valerie Singleton (ooooohhh sticky backed plastic!)
• Hannah Gordon (the totty next door)

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