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Yeah, we all wanted to kick her [[Back Doors]] in back in the '70s, but now? I should coco! She's as hot as ever. She's also on the ARRSEpedia MILF list, but technically, she's a GILF - as are a few others mentioned. Honour Blackman? Yummy mummy? Try bus pass. OK, not quite pushing a ''zimmer''frame... yet. But would you? I think you would you twisted freak - and so would I! Time to get pedantic: | Yeah, we all wanted to kick her [[Back Doors]] in back in the '70s, but now? I should coco! She's as hot as ever. She's also on the ARRSEpedia MILF list, but technically, she's a GILF - as are a few others mentioned. Honour Blackman? Yummy mummy? Try bus pass. OK, not quite pushing a ''zimmer''frame... yet. But would you? I think you would you twisted freak - and so would I! Time to get pedantic: | ||
| − | * Susannah York | + | * Susannah York (for necrophiliacs) |
* [[Jane Fonda]] | * [[Jane Fonda]] | ||
* Cheri Lunghi | * Cheri Lunghi | ||
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* Wendy Craig (In that nurse's outfit from ''The Royal'') | * Wendy Craig (In that nurse's outfit from ''The Royal'') | ||
* Barbara Windsor (For old times' sake) | * Barbara Windsor (For old times' sake) | ||
| − | * | + | * Hilary Clinton (Not sure whether she's a GILF or a MILF?) |
* Maureen Lipman (Yes... I know... but?) | * Maureen Lipman (Yes... I know... but?) | ||
* Felicity Kendal (YUM!) | * Felicity Kendal (YUM!) | ||
* Bo Derek (still at least 10) | * Bo Derek (still at least 10) | ||
| − | * | + | * Raquel Welch (Oh is she still hot! and perky!!) |
* Jaclyn Smith (this angel is lasting forever!) | * Jaclyn Smith (this angel is lasting forever!) | ||
* Linda Carter (how is that chest supported?) | * Linda Carter (how is that chest supported?) | ||
* Michelle Pfeiffer (I feel grubby just thinking about her) | * Michelle Pfeiffer (I feel grubby just thinking about her) | ||
| − | * [[Blue Peter|Valerie Singleton]] (ooooohhh sticky backed plastic!) | + | * [[Blue Peter|Valerie Singleton]] (ooooohhh sticky backed plastic!) |
| + | * Hannah Gordon (the totty next door) | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:58, 20 May 2012
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Grandmothers I'd Like to Fuck
Now this is a bit of a toughie, as MILFs will invariably turn in to GILFs. And depending on when you grew up, pound to a penny all that totty is now pensionable. For example: Felicity Kendal.
Yeah, we all wanted to kick her Back Doors in back in the '70s, but now? I should coco! She's as hot as ever. She's also on the ARRSEpedia MILF list, but technically, she's a GILF - as are a few others mentioned. Honour Blackman? Yummy mummy? Try bus pass. OK, not quite pushing a zimmerframe... yet. But would you? I think you would you twisted freak - and so would I! Time to get pedantic:
- Susannah York (for necrophiliacs)
- Jane Fonda
- Cheri Lunghi
- Wendy Craig
- Anne Robinson (just for curiosity's sake)
- Honor Blackman
- Diana Weston (the fit one in The Upper Hand)
- Luren Tewes (the fit one off The Love Boat)
- Nanette Newman (Hands that do dishes might do something else)
- Penelope Keith (Bonnet of a Range Rover.... oh yes!)
- Helen Mirren (thinking man's crumpet)
- Anna Ford
- Jenny Bond (Does her housework without knickers apparently)
- Anita Dobson (So you thought Den was dirty?)
- Anne Diamond (Post-spleen clamp. But then again...?)
- Sophia Loren (Jugtastic)
- Kiri Te Kanawa
- Wendy Craig (In that nurse's outfit from The Royal)
- Barbara Windsor (For old times' sake)
- Hilary Clinton (Not sure whether she's a GILF or a MILF?)
- Maureen Lipman (Yes... I know... but?)
- Felicity Kendal (YUM!)
- Bo Derek (still at least 10)
- Raquel Welch (Oh is she still hot! and perky!!)
- Jaclyn Smith (this angel is lasting forever!)
- Linda Carter (how is that chest supported?)
- Michelle Pfeiffer (I feel grubby just thinking about her)
- Valerie Singleton (ooooohhh sticky backed plastic!)
- Hannah Gordon (the totty next door)
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