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Please add your favourite fat chick joke/story...

  • Shagging fat chicks is like riding a moped ... Loads of fun but you don't want your mates to see you climbing off the back of one! (Rabid Hams)
  • I shagged a fat chick once. I asked her if I could turn out the light. She asked if it was 'cos I thought she was ugly. I said - No, the ceiling bulb is burning my ARRSE! (Ratfink)
  • Q: Why do fat chicks give better blowjobs? A: Because they have to. (Rabid Hams)
  • Q: What does a fat chick and a brick have in common? A: They'll both eventually be laid by a drunk irishman. (Rabid Hams)