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Farmer Giles n.  Haemaroids.  SYN. Piles, Nobby styles.
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'''Farmer Giles''' n.  Haemaroids.  SYN. Piles, Nobby styles.
  
  
 
Perhaps the most tense period in any prolonged [[Exercise]] comes shortly after [[Endex]] has been called.  Many soldiers who are suffering from psycho-physical [[Exercise blockage]] find their alimentary canal has been magically released and feel a strong urge to curl out a [[Compo Anaconda]].  Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to dodgy army [[rations]] has left many soldiers afflicted with Farmers and the sensation of cleaning up after a five-day [[Compo Anaconda]] using [[John Wayne]] is often one of exquisite pain.
 
Perhaps the most tense period in any prolonged [[Exercise]] comes shortly after [[Endex]] has been called.  Many soldiers who are suffering from psycho-physical [[Exercise blockage]] find their alimentary canal has been magically released and feel a strong urge to curl out a [[Compo Anaconda]].  Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to dodgy army [[rations]] has left many soldiers afflicted with Farmers and the sensation of cleaning up after a five-day [[Compo Anaconda]] using [[John Wayne]] is often one of exquisite pain.

Revision as of 20:04, 14 May 2005

Farmer Giles n. Haemaroids. SYN. Piles, Nobby styles.


Perhaps the most tense period in any prolonged Exercise comes shortly after Endex has been called. Many soldiers who are suffering from psycho-physical Exercise blockage find their alimentary canal has been magically released and feel a strong urge to curl out a Compo Anaconda. Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to dodgy army rations has left many soldiers afflicted with Farmers and the sensation of cleaning up after a five-day Compo Anaconda using John Wayne is often one of exquisite pain.