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Farmer Giles ''Italic text''n.''Italic text'' Haemaroids.  SYN. ''Italic text''Piles, Nobby styles.''Italic text''
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Perhaps the most tense period in any prolonged [[Exercise]] comes shortly after [[Endex]] has been called.  Many soldiers who are suffering from psycho-physical [[Exercise blockage]] find their alimentary canal has been magically released and feel a strong urge to curl out a [[Compo Anaconda]].  Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to dodgy army [[rations]] has left many soldiers afflicted with Farmers and the sensation of cleaning up after a five-day [[Compo Anaconda]] using [[John Wayne]] is often one of exquisite pain.
 
Perhaps the most tense period in any prolonged [[Exercise]] comes shortly after [[Endex]] has been called.  Many soldiers who are suffering from psycho-physical [[Exercise blockage]] find their alimentary canal has been magically released and feel a strong urge to curl out a [[Compo Anaconda]].  Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to dodgy army [[rations]] has left many soldiers afflicted with Farmers and the sensation of cleaning up after a five-day [[Compo Anaconda]] using [[John Wayne]] is often one of exquisite pain.

Revision as of 20:03, 14 May 2005

Farmer Giles Italic textn Perhaps the most tense period in any prolonged Exercise comes shortly after Endex has been called. Many soldiers who are suffering from psycho-physical Exercise blockage find their alimentary canal has been magically released and feel a strong urge to curl out a Compo Anaconda. Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to dodgy army rations has left many soldiers afflicted with Farmers and the sensation of cleaning up after a five-day Compo Anaconda using John Wayne is often one of exquisite pain.