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Dangerous Brian Hat

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Very large camoflage headware with long ear-covery-bits which can be tied over the top of the head thus making the wearer look uttery ridiculous. While undeniably warm DB Hats are lined with the world's most itchy substance (developed at Porton Down to be smuggled in to Russian issue underwear factories, thus adding an interesting paragraph to the Russian equivalent of the chemical safety rule ("....or have an itchy arse..")).

Dangerous Brian hats were of course banned by many COs on the grounds of sheer stupidity, but continue to be the perfect complement to a chinese fighting jacket and issue long-johns, while drinking a red bull and vodka in the officers' mess bar.