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Danger Wank

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Performed by men with a death-wish. A practice which requires the man to be performing a spot of Hand to Gland Combat and shout for someone else to enter the room. The idea is to finish up and put your knob away before said person enters said room of debauchery.

Remember the purpose of the Dangerwank is the thrill of possibly being caught, not actually being caught; which will only end with an embarrising situation involving your jizz and your mum.
  • An example of a Dangerwank (teens); Wanking in the bathroom with the door left open. Upon approaching 'spooge-central', shout 'Oi Mum! I can't find the shampoo'.

The real Dangerwank connoisseur may try to add an extra element of danger by using extra 'apparatus' - Grot mag, porn DVD, nipple clamps etc - thus leaving himself even less time for the 'clean-up' due to having to hide the evidence. Location can also play a large part of adding more danger, for example; On the train just as the ticket collector is approaching - Thus giving you the double problem of having to finish your fun and produce a ticket.

Always check that the dangerwank 'Target' is not directly outside the door.
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