Dale the snail
Got so much Arrse members Range Glue swilling round inside her you could put 40 rolls of wood chip up with it. Talks a lot about fcuk all, and boys. Doesn't like officers much. Likes printers. - pity her arrse won't fit on a piece of A3.
AKA Spunk Trench
Of course, despite her regrettable habits, she's actually a very nice person... (So said Chickenpunk - did he get his end away?)