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An absurd bunch of dessicated coconut counterculture activists, either young and stupid or fat and over forty (and stupid). Culturally-liberal dullards - 'rainbow' or 'pink' capitalists - are fond of wibbling about 'Kulchural Intelligence' and trolling anyone who disagrees with them. CultLibs tend to be more your lawless and arrogant open borders retards, whose reactionary "marching to the beat of a different drum" (Thoreau) ideology causes more trouble and division in stable and peaceful societies, than others.

Anarchic Bastards

Allergic to socio-cultural norms and laws: monocular culturally-liberal ('CultLib') mavericks typically follow the 1960s philosophy of 'peace and love; liberalism, equality and freedom'. They're the fucking batshit Hippies and New Age Travellers smoking shit and getting wrecked at festivals. Not quite the same thing as dullard Liberal Democrats or your Nick Clegg: transcedental CultLib idealists subvert science and authority for their own ends.

Cultural liberalism, the world's first godless faith, is as intolerant as fundamentalist Islam as it is of those who do not perceive the irrefutability it ascribes to its own tenets. The Irish Times.

All About CultLibs

Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression, yet "the hypocritical privileged" and smug intolerant mongs use international laws and human rights conventions as excuses for their lunatic victim mentality politics, mainly minoritarianism. Clever? Not really. Posing as relief workers or human rights advocates, CultLibs have destabilised communities and threatened the rule of law, more than any other movement since the Second World War. Nor are they as tolerant and liberal as they make out while "expressing prejudice against people who do not share their values" (Brandt, in Social Psychological and Personality Science (2013).

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CultLib Trolling

At their most extreme, CultLibs are fairly unpleasant types, not averse to embarrassing meltdowns and usually deploying the CultLib lexicon of bile - 'gammony', 'simpleton', 'racist' &c - against Conservatives and anyone else who gets in their way. Liberals? Na.

'Dylans'

Sad and stateless lost orphan CultLibs inhabit classic timewarp Left Wing planets - aka twats on drugs. Think Dylan on the Magic Roundabout during the 1960s and 1970s. Or worse, they're activist liberal-fascists (cunts on drugs).

Illiberal CultLib Cults

Anti-authority CultLibs join secret open society common purpose cults, practicing weird cultural rituals, social engineering and eugenics. They're cunts on drugs deliberately fcuking up societies to suit their utopian world view.

Condense that all down and you get tyrannical bellends and uber-liberal tech companies that can't stand ideological diversity. Oddly enough, CultLibs love Diversity, as long as it's their culturally-liberal flavour and they're in charge because they are always right. Confused? You will be, we told you they were fcuking batshit.



References:


"Marching to the beat of a different drum" - Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Conclusion, 1854.

Absurdity of 'cultural liberalism - The Irish Times.

Cultural liberalism on Wikipedia.

https://www.globaljustice.org.uk/open-borders-glasgow.

https://the-magic-roundabout.fandom.com/wiki/Dylan.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/28/facebook-employees-challenge-intolerant-liberal-ulture-.html

The Guardian.