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Welcome to Colombia

Colombia is the country that just barely made it into South America. A little bit less effort and it would have been in Central America which would be embarrassing.

Colombia was discovered in 1499 by the Spanish who immediately oppressed the people, exploited the resources and sold off the land to the highest bidder ... bit like Spanish Banco Santander did when it bought up Abbey, Alliance & Leicester and parts of Bradford & Bingley.

Every year Colombia can produce (in theory) 535 metric tons of pure cocaine. This means once its cut with talc, cat de-wormer or dried semen ... it would be enough to give 42,800,000,000 hits ... assuming you don't mind what you shove up your nose.