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Vertical Gyro, although undoubtedly an intellectual giant among the pond life that comprises Porridge gun's skid-mark sniffing posse (HCV "The Green Lid", Badger "I Give" Heed, Prince "Fat Mouthy Cunt" Albert/smudger67er etc.) (the list is short but its members notable for the volume of their assertions), fails spectacularly to report accurately, and his pissy attempt at making his cronies take a break from snorting one anothers gussets to actually read something for a change is thus consigned to the bin, the lairy REME Twat. More to follow. Ubique.
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Camberwell Carrot appeared in April 2011. Although it has been rumoured he is a [[Sock Puppet|sockpuppet]] of a previous [[ARRSE]] user, none of this has been proven. What has been proven, beyond doubt, is that he is a total [[Middle Wicket]].
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Having never provided any tangible input into the website, Camberwell Carrot spent his days in the den of dullardry, the[http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/124406-word-association-game-ii.html Word Association thread].  Don't click on it unless you're really into mental masochism.  It's a ridiculously long thread with one word replies to the previous "funny" word.  I don't get it either.
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Anyway, he hung out there, not really bothering anyone else apart from the other tedious turds who used the word association thread, until one day another ARRSE member, [[Smudge67er]],[http://www.arrse.co.uk/charity-auctions/171511-%A320-thread-deleted.html offered £20 to charity] if the [[mong|retarded]] thing was locked.  [[Porridge gun|Porridge Gun]] duly obliged, and then the[http://www.arrse.co.uk/rlc/171520-why-always-dairylee.html toys came out the pram].
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It has been said that the best thing for Camberwell Carrot would be for him to do a [[BlotBangRub]].
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Gets very upset with his ARRSEpedia entry and vandalises it, further proof of his [[cunt|childishness]].
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Revision as of 18:39, 28 November 2011


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The Humourless Cunt

Camberwell Carrot appeared in April 2011. Although it has been rumoured he is a sockpuppet of a previous ARRSE user, none of this has been proven. What has been proven, beyond doubt, is that he is a total Middle Wicket.

Having never provided any tangible input into the website, Camberwell Carrot spent his days in the den of dullardry, theWord Association thread. Don't click on it unless you're really into mental masochism. It's a ridiculously long thread with one word replies to the previous "funny" word. I don't get it either.

Anyway, he hung out there, not really bothering anyone else apart from the other tedious turds who used the word association thread, until one day another ARRSE member, Smudge67er,offered £20 to charity if the retarded thing was locked. Porridge Gun duly obliged, and then thetoys came out the pram.

It has been said that the best thing for Camberwell Carrot would be for him to do a BlotBangRub.

Gets very upset with his ARRSEpedia entry and vandalises it, further proof of his childishness.

Back to Users