Blonde spam songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking munter who apparantly doesn't have all her marbles anymore.
Currently so out of control that her failed rapper, playboy, spam-chav husband is odds on favourite to get custody of the kids! Now thatâ€™s pretty bad.
Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.