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Britney Spears

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Blonde spam songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking munter who apparantly doesn't have all her marbles anymore.

Currently so out of control that her failed rapper, playboy, spam-chav husband is odds on favourite to get custody of the kids! Now that’s pretty bad.

Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.