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Britney Spears
Blonde spam songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18st. chain-smoking munter.
Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.