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Blonde spam songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking [[munter]].
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Blonde [[spam]] songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west.  
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Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking [[munter]] who apparently doesn't have all her marbles anymore.
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Currently so out of control (she was sectioned) that her failed rapper, playboy, drug taking, spam-[[chav]] husband got custody of the kids! Now that's pretty bad even in California.  
  
 
Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.
 
Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.
  
 
[[category:People and Peoples]]
 
[[category:People and Peoples]]

Latest revision as of 11:00, 8 March 2008

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Britney now

Blonde spam songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west.

Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking munter who apparently doesn't have all her marbles anymore.

Currently so out of control (she was sectioned) that her failed rapper, playboy, drug taking, spam-chav husband got custody of the kids! Now that's pretty bad even in California.

Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.