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− | Currently so out of control that her failed rapper, playboy, spam-chav husband | + | Blonde [[spam]] songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking [[munter]] who apparently doesn't have all her marbles anymore. |
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+ | Currently so out of control (she was sectioned) that her failed rapper, playboy, drug taking, spam-[[chav]] husband got custody of the kids! Now that's pretty bad even in California. | ||
Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo. | Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo. | ||
[[category:People and Peoples]] | [[category:People and Peoples]] |
Revision as of 09:44, 8 March 2008
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Blonde spam songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking munter who apparently doesn't have all her marbles anymore.
Currently so out of control (she was sectioned) that her failed rapper, playboy, drug taking, spam-chav husband got custody of the kids! Now that's pretty bad even in California.
Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.