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Blonde [[spam]] songstress who gained notoriety for dancing about in a schoolgirl's uniform, thus enraging a vast swathe of the American mid west. 

Once fit and (very) do-able, Britney is now an 18 stone, bald, chain-smoking [[munter]] who apparently doesn't have all her marbles anymore.

Currently so out of control (she was sectioned) that her failed rapper, playboy, drug taking, spam-[[chav]] husband got custody of the kids! Now that's pretty bad even in California. 

Not to be confused with Brittany Spears, the lesser known French javelin manufacturers in St. Malo.

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