Britains Got Talent
Revision as of 11:16, 18 March 2010 by Tax Tw-t (Pic added, although I feel I must apologise for doing so!)
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Another money cow for Simon Cowell, preying on the retarded who think they've actually got talent. Some acts include:
- Using an angle-grinder on your private parts
- Looking like an Epileptic
- Dancing with a dog
- Synchronised Wheelbarrow dancing
Naturally, the three judges on this show have no discernable talent between them:
- Simon Cowell - a former record company A&R man.
- Amanda Holden - An "actress" who couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Quite fit (if you squint).
- Piers Morgan - Should have an injunction against him, banning him from being within 1km of anyone with talent. Of course, this wouldn't get in the way of him judging this show.