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Another money cow for Simon Cowell, preying on the retarded who think they've actually got talent. Some acts include:
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Another money cow for [[Cnut|Simon Cowell]], preying on the retarded who think they've actually got talent. Some acts include:
  
 
*Using an angle-grinder on your private parts
 
*Using an angle-grinder on your private parts

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Stavros. Twatting. Flatley.

Another money cow for Simon Cowell, preying on the retarded who think they've actually got talent. Some acts include:


Naturally, the three judges on this show have no discernable talent between them:

  • Simon Cowell - a former record company A&R man.
  • Amanda Holden - An "actress" who couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Quite fit (if you squint).
  • Piers Morgan - Should have an injunction against him, banning him from being within 1km of anyone with talent. Of course, this wouldn't get in the way of him judging this show.