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Oral-genital sex, traditionally performed by a woman on a man and correctly known as fellatio. However in today's pink and fluffy, politically correct era I don't suppose the fellator can be restricted to women nowadays for fear of causing offence to the gay community and the risk of being taken to court for gender discrimination or homophobia, it would then be known as mallatio.

Why on earth its call a blowjob god only knows, after all the last thing you want a chick to do is blow, you want her to suck, suck and suck again 'til her eardrums pop... Oh yes and swallow, swallow, swallow like Linda Lovelace.

Remember ladies the gag reflex is merely a state of mind.