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* Highly intelligent and so pick up the best birds, especially cos of the above point | * Highly intelligent and so pick up the best birds, especially cos of the above point | ||
* Takes ages to train them so always in a cushy posting | * Takes ages to train them so always in a cushy posting | ||
+ | * Perfect "Walt" material as they can rarely tell you what their job entails. If they did you'd be really, REALLY diasppointed. | ||
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Revision as of 23:57, 13 September 2005
Driving Jobs
- EOD Van Driver - The best way to speed legally.
- Police Advanced Driver - Driver of an Army (civi spec), Police car, awesome!!!
- Naafi Van Driver - Dutch bloke I met in the mess (related to Hertz Van Rental).
Helibourne Surveillance Operator
- Much better than Big Brother.
- Meet some interesting people.
- You get access to the AAC secret chocky lockers around the Province.
- You get flying pay! and a gucci flight suit!
Tunk Node Technician
- Responsible for own toolbox and fluke multimeter
- Electrical shocks on demand at no extra cost
- Free abuse off operators 24/7
Radio Relay Operator
- God's own trade
- PS2/Xbox Gods
- Have access to 240v AC on exercise and deployments. Always able to boil kettle.
- The above may not apply to SCRA dwellers.
- Will usually deploy TV antenna prior to getting shot in.
Operating Department Practitioner
- Responsible for ruining many a QAs virtue
Specialist Operator
- Able to be promoted so quickly you knew them yesterday as a LCpl and tomorrow they will be a Sgt
- Get paid loads more money for doing loads less work.
- Highly intelligent and so pick up the best birds, especially cos of the above point
- Takes ages to train them so always in a cushy posting
- Perfect "Walt" material as they can rarely tell you what their job entails. If they did you'd be really, REALLY diasppointed.