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Baron Castleshort and the Cockfest

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Origins of the Cockfest

Twas in August 2011 that the good Baron Castleshort decides to send another legal letter to ARRSE. Sensible men don't do this - it's akin to prodding a hornet's nest. Before long the counter-offensive was under way.

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with target indication given shortly thereafter.

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The great cockfest was on..

An Innocent Guest Book

Poor little Guest Book, containing but simple enquiries....

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The Opening Bombardment

First came a simple ranging shot, then a round dead on target.

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More batteries opened fire...

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The Counter Attack begins (well - sort of...)

A feeble riposte from 'down under', rapidly seen off by a leprechaun

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Normal service was resumed as soon as possible.

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The Real Bombardment begins

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The return of the leprechaun

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We learn about Jimbo's cloak of invisibility - no wonder he was never spotted in any of the units he 'served' in.

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His Holiness the Pope becomes involved...

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Another Counter-Attack

Be afraid, be very afraid. The female ninjista Lisa 'Pinknails' Baldwin joins the fray. The head of the female IBA rides to Jimbo's rescue...

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Only to be caught in the open by a 'Time on Target' salvo...

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The first satisfied customer turns up - step forward colonel Gadaffi.

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We are honoured by a visit from HM the Queen and (from beyond the grave) Saddam Hussain.

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