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A.  Have Bugsy negatively rate every single post you make (despite not mentioning him nor discussing the same topic)
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A.  Have Marxist wankers like [[Bugsy]] or [[Baglock]] negatively rate every single post you make (despite not mentioning them nor discussing the same topic)
  
B.  Have Bugsy 'follow' your profile
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B.  Have [[Bugsy]] or [[Baglock]] 'follow' your profile and stalk you round the forums
  
C.  And this is the clincher - get your very own Bugsy style ARRSE Vermin Tag.  See below for examples:
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C.  Join the [[ARRSE]] [https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Mong#The_New_ARRSE_Vermin_Mong Order] of chopsy never-served civilians and never-deployed [[STAB]]S, or the self-important Left /Right Wingers and bellend Marxist cohort, all plastering ARRSE with political shite round-the-clock
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D.  And this is the clincher - get your very own Bugsy or Baglock style ARRSE Vermin Tag.  See below for examples:
  
  

Latest revision as of 23:04, 10 June 2019

Like a lot of ARRSE members, Bugsy spends a great deal of time not being bothered about stuff on the internet.

As we know, nothing is fool-proof. Over the years there are one or two special individuals who have managed to infiltrate this stern defence and risen to the ranks of ARRSE Vermin.


Promotion To ARRSE Vermin Status

There are currently three levels of ARRSE Vermin Status:

1. Vermin Padawan

2. Vermin Knight

3. Master Vermin


To achieve Master Vermin Status (and be permitted to wear the ARRSE post-nominal "AMV") you must satisfy the following criteria:


A. Have Marxist wankers like Bugsy or Baglock negatively rate every single post you make (despite not mentioning them nor discussing the same topic)

B. Have Bugsy or Baglock 'follow' your profile and stalk you round the forums

C. Join the ARRSE Order of chopsy never-served civilians and never-deployed STABS, or the self-important Left /Right Wingers and bellend Marxist cohort, all plastering ARRSE with political shite round-the-clock

D. And this is the clincher - get your very own Bugsy or Baglock style ARRSE Vermin Tag. See below for examples:


Stacker1 - Spackerman

StickyToffeePudding - Sticky Pudding Fella

Ord_Sgt - Odd Sarge

The_Duke - Da Dook

Sixty (SixtyFootDoll) - Sixty Dot Fool

Five Alpha / DoorBundle / BileSpewer - Fried Alfie / Pile Screwer

Dark Nit - Dork Nit

Happy Nomad - Crappy No Mark, UnHappy Nomates

PC Supa - Pea Souper

Helm - Bobby's *Helm*et (Helm / Helmet - geddit?)

Ritch - Slimy-Slitch (No, I didn't get it either... I think he was on the white spirit that day.)

hotel_california - Hopeless Cauliflower


I'm sure you can add some more...