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Apparently, according to a very well known MALE ARRSEr, the term for a group of ARRSE Maidens is a "GANG BANG".

Revision as of 15:40, 5 May 2006

Female ARRSE members who the Adonis-like male ARRSE population enjoy referring to as Hippocrocagrillapigs or Forty tonne behemoths. The word 'Maiden' is used in many literary contexts to imply virginity but this is not the case in this instance; in fact for the majority of female Arrsers, the last time they saw their virginity was about the last time they were able to see their feet when standing upright.

See also Pig in Knickers.

Arrse Maiden-...one whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...

Update: following the introduction of the Miss ARRSE 2005 contest it turns out that a significant number of our lovely girls have been falsely describing themselves as pigs in knickers (presumably to fend off unwelcome advances in chat). With sight of around 20 of the delightful creatures it turns out that we have a number of girls with movie star looks as members and some of us have difficulty concentrating on work now.

Darth_Doctrinus adds: And some of them are easily suitable for taking home to Mummy.

One can only assume regarding those Maidens who have not (yet) submitted pics.........

Some 'maidens' are part of the Knitting Circle

Apparently, according to a very well known MALE ARRSEr, the term for a group of ARRSE Maidens is a "GANG BANG".