XMG

TLA for Crossmaglen, deep in the heart of Tex.... erm... South Armagh - or, as the locals prefer it to be called: 'Bandit Country'. All windy roads, rolling hills, gullies and isolated farmsteads with wired-up milk churns full of industrial fertiliser. All in all, shit & giggles in its purest form. Best avoided.

To the uninitiated, XMG has caused some confusion, believing it to mean Experimental Machine Gun. This is not the case.