Wooden Carvings

Almost every British soldier who has visited Kenya will have picked up a metric tonne of wooden carvings, whether they intended to or not. The amount of Tusker drank has a direct correlation with the crapness of the carvings bought. And the price paid.

Carvings can be of the traditional style such as the Big Five animals of Africa, or something surreal such as a Gorilla with an ashtray for a fckuing head.