Wonderbra

Gravity overcoming device used on ladies breasts to turn...

• saggy, seen too many winters, down to the knees udders

into

• pert, cleavage creating, skyward pointing, fun bags of trouser tightening excitement.

If ever a device gave men a free pass to stick as many rolled up sox into their trousers as they wanted ... this is it. Never in the field of human sexual liaisons has so much disappointment, been owed by so many, to so little!

In addition never were more needless accidents caused when...

was placed in 50foot high spectacular glory on billboards next to motorways. RoSPA and Health and Safety were asleep on the job here I feel.