User:David Stabler

Well, there we have it. An honest, seemingly well-intentioned Yank with a sense of humour. And one of the Dodgy Baron's victim's too.

Welcome to ARRSE.

"I appreciate the work that has gone into recording the past on this organization, and how it currently looks. My lovely wife says (of my uniform) that it looks like it was designed "by a blind man on crack cocaine". The colors are quite interesting in their ability to contrast with each other. Were it camoflage, I dare say I would clamp my eyes shut to avoid seeing whatever reality surrounded it..."

Of course, he can't spell organisation, camouflage or colours but hey, seems like a nice chap anyway.