Uncle Huey

All scots have an Uncle Huey whom they often call on the Great White Telephone friday and saturday nights.

To call your Uncle Huey ...

Get very drunk.

Go home

Feel unwell

Crawl into the toilet

Get down on knees with a hand on each side of the toilet (seat up is advisable)

When the contents of your stomach attempt to escape...

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Some scots have an Uncle Ralf contactable the same way. God is contactable using the White Porcelain Altar in a similar way.