Transvestite
From ARRSEpedia
Mentally and emotionally confused individual who cannot decide whether to join the 3rd Battalion of the Parachute Regiment as a Mortarman, or to embark on a fulfilling career in Her Majesty's Corps of Royal Marines. Not to worry, the way things are going, transvestites will soon have their very own regiment to sashay around in - and by the Lord Harry we need 'em!
Pocad adds: The Highlanders would like to add that kilts don't count.
