Tourette's Syndrome
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The current 'must have' affliction. No Burberry-wearing chav is cutting a dash unless he's a Tourette's 'sufferer'. Today's Equal Opportunities-obsessed environment should lead to some interesting job appointments for the Tourette's afflicted. Dream appointments would be:
- Air Traffic Controller
- Voiceover Artist
- Newsreader
- Link Announcer
- Radio Presenter
- Outreach Coordinator
- Police Officer
- Chaplain
- Nun
- Checkout Operative
- Chief of Defence Staff
- TV Football commentator
- Speaker of the House of Commons [Order, Order, ya cunts, Order!]
- Queen/King [The Christmas message to the nation would never be the same again]
- Spokesman for Paul Gascoigne
- Pope [Finally we could tell Islam what we think of it honestly without fear of getting Jihad slapped on our ass]
ARRSErs of a certain age will remember the documentary John's Not Mad from 1989 which introduced the World to Tourette's. Thank you QED for opening a whole new vista of comedy swearing opportunities.
