Total Recall

An Arnie classic, in which he displays his big muscles and dodgy accent to excellent effect. In summary, Arnie plays a construction worker in the future who goes for a memory implant 'holiday', suggesting that he has been a secret agent on Mars, except in reality he has been a secret agent on Mars, or has he? Who gives a fuck?

In reality notable as a breakthrough role for Sharon Stone who plays Arnie's wife until he blows her away, punctuating this romantic episode with the comment:

"Considda dat a divorce"

Features a bird with three tits and a randy midget. Awesome.