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I'm wanted in The Hague? ... Super!

The most cowardly, spineless and useless PM the UK has ever had... in the whole world... ever... even more that John Major. Even worse a PM than Clement Attlee. Also known as TCB. Failed to become a rockstar in his past.

As he became more demented and power mad Bliar thought:

• it's possible to identify future criminals in the womb
• that all children (except the kids of the rich and famous) should be indexed in a secure database accessed by a mere 300,000 to 400,000 civil servants, police, social workers, Islamic fundamentalists and pedophiles
• he could last another 12 months in the PM job (as at September 2006) when EVERYONE (even his own party) wanted to see the back of him... yet the slimy cnut managed it.

Married to the lovely, fragrant and ever so slightly money grabbing Cherie Blair, he was looking for a "legacy", having largely failed to leave anything useful in the first 9 years of his premiership - apart from dragging the once-glorious Labour Party down to Tory levels of sleaze - coupled with a Communist tendency to use the big lie whenever possible. Ultimately he didn't leave a positive legacy no matter how desperately he tried in the last days of power. He'd left it too late and was too much of a cockweasel. In the words of (lefty comedian) Marcus Brigstocke, "You're Bernard Manning playing the Guardian Christmas Party. You blew it!" Sage words indeed.

His last hurrah was trying to claim that the 'golden age' of art over the last few years was part of his legacy ... didn't he know art only flourishes when conditions are bad?

There are numerous military personnel, civilians and ex-serving personnel who have expressed opinions (valid) on the conduct of Mr Tony Blair in respect of his views of the military and their roles. These opinions have been published by Reuters and reproduced in numerous national and local newspapers, as well as those in Australia at the time of writing. These views can be found at here

Left office to a tearful national wave of 'F Off and don't come back!' Went on to work as an unpaid emissary to the middle east promoting peace (seriously you couldn't made this shiite up). Wants to be the first President of the EU, wants to teach religion at Yale, wants a good kicking and trial in The Hague for war crimes.

Currently owns more homes than Barratts but no-one is quite sure how he is paying the mortgages. With the purchase of prestigious offices/home in London (Connaught Square) and reported interest in a country house not far from Chequers, he seems to be trying to set up his own shadow government.

May it also be noted that from a certain angle Tony Blair does, in fact, look very much similar to a pair of hairy testicles. This is presumably because he has spent the majority of his time with his head up George (the Wanker) Bush, and has evolved so to suite his environment better.