Elizabeth II Regina. Queen of the United Kingdom, the dominions and colonies. The Great White Queen. The Gaffer. God Bless Her (and all who sail on her)!
Rumoured to do a cracking impression of Tony Bliar.
Married to Prince Philip.
Loves corgis, Eastenders and Tupperware.
Dislikes chavs, mongs, Cherie Bliar nonces and Muslims... probably. Good gal!
Deemed to be extremely 'cool' ... at least in the Daily Telegraph.
Every year I have to give her 63p. Would be willing to give her a pound since that's what I normally give Harold Ramps.