The Mall Ninja
"Put the Lucozade down motherfucker!"
The Mall Ninja, also known as Gecko45
A walting, bisexual security guard and urban legend claiming to have served in the US Special Forces, being a member of a 'Rapid Tactical Force', and experience of boxing/martial arts etc.
He patrolled the shopping mall in military-type fatigues, along with webbing, leg holsters etc., and famously (and most disturbingly) Ninja-type gloves that can 'enable him to climb walls'.
