Testicles

Ohhhhh Matron!

Part of the male reproductive organs! Otherwise known as Balls or Spuds

The favourite subject of any RAMC doctor during a medical exam, during the course of which these will be counted and prodded a bit. You may be expected to cough but if the ball handler has cold hands, this may be inevitable. If a taste exam is performed, you've walked into the Navy medical office.