Swordsman

Today swordsmen fall into 3 categories:

1. Sports fencers: Olympic sport types attacking each other with swords more like metal whips. They try to touch their opponent with the tip so making an electrical circuit, a little light lights up and they score a point. Most sports fencing has its basis in the small sword.
2. Historical swordmen: Part historian, part archaeologist , part nutter with a sword. These types try to discover exactly how you actually use a two handed sword. In their favour they drink like fish.
3. Pork Swordsman: Randy little fecker always on the pull for a shag be it animal, vegetable or vacuum cleaner.