Spaniards

Spaniards tend to live in Spain and grow tomatoes. The male mating ritual is to go right flanking on the object of affections, and grunt in their ear "Uuuuuggggghhhh..." Spaniards are often greasy, though the females can be lovely. Not too dissimilar to Italians, i.e. arse-pinching, handbag-stealing Lotharios who smell of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave.